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The Drowsy Chaperone Cast
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Toledo Surprise
Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you've got a Toledo Toledo Surprise! (Now sell it!) Hit the peach Peel the skin Mush it up Throw it in That's the tasty Toledo Toledo Surprise! First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it It's a snap Try it, folks Whip your whites Split your yolks Then you've got a splendido Toledo Surprise! You boys are naturals, keep it up - 5, 6, 7, 8 Mr Feldzieg! Ooh, what's going on here? Ah, Kitty! I'm developing a new act Toledo Surprise! You're putting gangsters in the show but you won't put me in it? They're not even in the union! Shh! She's got it all wrong The new act, it's for you, Kitty, and these boys are your backup dancers Backup dancers? Holy cats! What the hot Toledo Does to my libido Good? Yes indeedo Sugary yum yum Surprise! Squeeze the cream Grease the pan Lick the spoon Flip the flan Makes you bust your tuxedo Toledo Surprise! Wait! Wait! Aldolpho he make announcement Wedding is off What? For the love of god, why? Aldolpho has made love to the bride That's not the bride, you idiot That is the chaperone (What?) The wedding is on! The wedding is off! (What?) Robert kissed a French girl Her name is Mimi, she's very beautiful Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I couldn't help it Janet, she was just like you Only French Sweet mother of pearl Underling? Yes madam? What is all this commotion about? The wedding, madam Wedding? Oh, I love weddings I'm afraid it's been called off Oh, how terrible Yes! What a tragedy What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it Oh, Mr Feldzieg! Toledo Surprise! Surprise? Wait until it's ready Suprise? Wait until it's ready Surprise? Wait until it's ready Now it's looking ready Surprise! (You've got it!) Makes me twitch Makes me shake This dessert Takes the cake Hits me like a torpedo Toledo Surprise! Toledo Surprise! Toledo Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Oh-oh, here we go Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you've got a Toledo Toledo Surprise! Then you've got a Tole- Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!
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