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Comedy Gold
Jester：Comedy is easy once you know the basics. Starting with the concept of surprise!
Take what folks think.
Give it a wink.
You try it on now, for size.
Richard：Me? What's black and white and red all over.
Jester: I don't know sire. What is black and white and red all over?
Richard: Those guys after I behead them.
Jester: Comedy gold!
I'm tellin' ya, it's comedy gold! You're killing it!
If that doesn't slay 'em!
Richard: I'll Murder you cold.
Jester: Swear to god it's comedy gold.
Well, our work here is done so I'll...
Richard: No... we're just getting started.
Jester: Right...
Richard: Lesson Two!
Jester: Lesson number two
is also fundamental,
something that we call
the rule of three.
Set up the joke!
Give it a stroke!
Third time and Bang!
Richard: Yes, now me!
Three serfs walk into a bar,
The first serf orders a hard grog.
The second serf orders a hard grog.
The third serf orders a hard grog,
but he has no money,
and neither do the other two,
because they're serfs.
Jester: Comedy gold.
Richard: Yes!
Jester I promise you,
it's comedy gold.
Hillarious.
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The crowd wil be rolling.
Richard: Or heads will be rolled!
Jester: Not with all this comedy gold.
Richard: More, give me more!
Jester: Props can be your riot,
ethnic humor
can't deny it
or a prat fall if it's properly applied.
Depending on the veiwer take it blacker
work it bluer, or
try an obzervational aside.
Richard: Haver you ever noticed how leppers
have pieces falling off of them?
I mean, what's that all about?
Jester: Comedy Gold!
Richard: Comedy Gold!
Together: I'm Tellin' you.
Jester: It's Comedy Gold!
Richard: Comedy Gold!
Together: No doubt about it.
Jester: Tallent like your's,
sire, never gets old.
Richard: And if iit does,
You'll never get old, because you'll be dead when I execute you.
Get it!
Jester: Got it!
Richard: Good.
Together: Gonna be Killer.
Gonna be ace.
Folks dying of laughter
all over the place.
Richard: And if I get desperate?
Jester: A pie in the face!
Together: Tellin' you it's Comedy Gold!
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