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Half Man Half Biscuit
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99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
Jesus Christ come on down!
If you ever wondered how You get triangles from a cow You need butter, milk and cheese And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt I owe someone a fiver Maybe I should try my hand at drag James Dean was just a careless driver And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
Mary had a little lamb The doctors were astounded Everywhere she went Gynaecologists surrounded
They've been cooking on Blue Peter Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Now they're sampling the dishes “I don't normally like tomatoes, John But this is delicious”
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd (take me home)
The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out: “Where's my Fiorucci?”
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread Did you honestly think that they would? And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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