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John Cooper Clarke
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The Day My Pad Went Mad
Lyricist:John Cooper Clarke, Martin Hammet, Steve Hopkins
I'm ankle deep in human waste The toilet has been clogged Marrowbone jelly all over the place I don't even have a dog
The man upstairs he grabs my arm Saying don't I know your dad All I could hear were the fire alarms The day my pad went mad
All I could hear were the fire alarms The day my pad went mad
The kitchen has been ransacked Ski trails in the hall A chicken has been ransacked And thrown against the wall
In walks this dumb waiter With a fountain pen and pad Saying how do you want this alligator The day my pad went mad
Saying how do you want this alligator The day my pad went mad
The hamster had been slaughtered The parrot bound and gagged The guard dog had been sorted out And absolutely shagged
The goldfish drowned, the cat was found Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Kicked around and stabbed The radio did not make a sound The day my pad went mad
The radio did not make a sound The day my pad went mad
The pop-up toaster refused to pop The chandelier was smashed The starter motor would not stop The tyres had been slashed
There was no way out of there I was stuck with what I had Out of order, beyond repair The day my pad went mad
Out of order, beyond repair The day my pad went mad
Yesterday I had the place rewired And slung out all of my junk A tumble dryer and a two bar fire And a telephone now defunct
I peeped through the venetian blinds And the rain fell down so sad On the broken home I left behind The day my pad went mad
On the broken home I left behind The day my pad went mad
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