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Shane Dawson
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High School: The Rap
Rule number one: Act like you don't give a fuck Here's your homework Try to get your peepee sucked
Rule number two: Avoid the caferteria Or you'll get diarrhea
Rule number three: Find your posse Just not the crazy kids that Hangs underneath the crazy tree
Rule number four: No hot Cheetos Looks like you're on your period Strachting your ho-ho
High school, it's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive Listen up, cos we got some tools In the form of rules
Rule number five: Don't join the Harry Potter club Or a jock will shove A quidditch stick up your butt
Rule number six: When you need to take a piss Don't use a stall Or they're call you a baby dick
Rule number seven: Have fashion taste, short-shorts Will give you an under the waist sad face Oh, wait you don't know what that is It's when you're fabric of your shorts Gets caught in your pussy lips
High school, it's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive Listen up, cos we got some tools In the form of rules
Rule number eight: Find a seat by your crush 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 Except in health class Herpes slides will fuck that up
Rule number nine: Try to fuck at a teacher Get caught, sue the school For some cheddar
Rule number ten: If you're in a class you hate Fake interested and Make a Taylor Swift face '*Gasp* You just blew my mind Wow, teacher you're one of a kind.'
High school, it's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive Listen up, cos we got some tools In the form of rules
Break down!
Don't cheat off an Asian They're over-rated Don't bring ethnic food to class Or you'll be hated
Duct tape wallets are disgusting And they attract stray pubes If you like a girl Don't ever call her 'dude.'
Having lunch with a teacher Is super creepy Dressing like an Anime character Is also creepy
Cleaning your braces in public Is really gross And lastly Just remember this quote
High school, it's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive So don't give up cos it's just four years Then it disappears
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