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Ludacris
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Viagra Skit
[Ludacris] Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..
[911 Ladie] 9-1-1 WHat's your emergency?
[Ludacris] Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem
[911 Ladie] Calm down sir, it can't be that hard OK ?
[Ludacris] No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!
[911 Ladie] Escuse me ?
[Ludacris] I took one of them Viagras for the first time
[911 Ladie] Word?
[Ludacris] And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one
[911 Ladie] OK..
[Ludacris] And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over
[911 Ladie] Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months..
[Ludacris] Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help
[911 Ladie] Hey girl, Lisa!
[Lisa] Hmhm ?
[911 Ladie] Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address
[Lisa] I got you
[Ludacris] Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!
[Lisa] Hm..Calm down sir, help is on the way
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