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1 16.Dying Breed liars eat and leech While I starve Sleep And listen to the friar teach Peace Everyday I pray for it Every blessing I receive I try ... very blessing I receive I try and pay forward But sometimes The sunshine's more like a gunline Boss Better call one-time Running blind on this strange journey I h ... riends are more attorney than Bert or Ernie It hurts me Deep But I'm steady learning That when it's money bet it's all good Most Robin Hoods ain't got a merry man in
2 1.Gang int a lot and if i don't poke i'm cumming in her throat Pearlescent friend[?] cause a player eyes i scope til I win my vote If I don't answer ... nigga i'm the GOAT I'mma give and go you niggas giving up hope First you reach a simple goal then keep it pushin'til it bloats Be about your business make em come ... ut your business make em come and get it quote Getting money by the[?]like hundred oats? It's rare to see me out the studio is where I pose Pretty faces bring the ...
3 3.No Duh my left hand Balling like Lebron but I'm less tan sweating no headb ... I'm less tan sweating no headband Undercover x-man posers I hex them Hear your shit I treat it like my bitch onto the next jamJust kidding I treat my bitches with ... fing MaryJ bumpin MaryJ Blige And I might go psycho when the mic goes in my h ... ycho when the mic goes in my hand Take my Flintstones vitamins Fixed gear bike I'm cycling Yeah I when I come in you see me stomping taters More popular
4 5.Birthday Suit i run weh Ernie and Bert'cause dem bwoy deh a joker Dem can't do the work Woman you know seh that you hot Inna your birthday suit me say you win it Man ... it Man a mad over your style and you got them infinite You no run down gal man to your merit So gwan buss the place Gal your body me will cherish come give it to ... e give it to me Me pick it up and put it right deh so I got it For you I know you got it tight deh so Yes inna di morning when mi wake up inna th
5 9.The One Raised on Bert& Ernie in bathtubs scrubbin' eachother's backs That's ass backwards Parents teachin' they kids like R. Kelly ... chin' they kids like R. Kelly andJackson Bitches flauntin' bellies cause tight shirt's the fashion Where the fuck is the guidance the education the passion? Where ... ONE! ONE!) I am no politician and I do not believe in our government'Bout Saddam or where Osama went We know where the soldiers are Still we keep pourin' on Pouri ... ead bodies o

6 7.Nerd Lust la ladies and gentlewomen Lend me your ear I love every one last one of you I wanna be clear It doesn't necessarily mean that I'm some fetishi ... e flirty girls The blue jeans and t-shirty girls The bert and ernie girls The pearls of the world. I see you in every venue city ... I see you in every venue city and state You're often awfully awkward baby I can relate. When I play cat people live ... . When I play cat people live and in your town You're t
7 1.Palm Pilot ney right and we don't mess with the funny time. Fake ass pimps like Money Mike.[Money Mike:]Damn.[Game:]What the fuck.[Money Mike:]Lemme chec ... pimp mode[Money Mike:] Chris and Neefy. I'm warning ya sweety. Y'all can't beat me. You'll see when you meet me. ... You'll see when you meet me. And I'm gunna say it real clean so you niggas underst ... al clean so you niggas understand. Fuck the Young Gunz and both of your fans.(There's2 of them) Somebody in your ca
8 2.Careless evenJay Robertson Lloyd Edward Elwyn I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like it's the hats Ed d ... ats Ed do you see this black band'round my neck?(Oh yeah) It's not just fashion(Oh really?) Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas ... o protect me from ticks fleas and gnats I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice? I cou ... ouldn't care less how old
9 22.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the ... y a warm embracing dance away and Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight in love forever It turned out so right for strangers in the nigh ... in the nightand other scat to end
10 20.Jim Henson's Dead e the sky And Oscar's still a grouchy guy And Animal is looking dyno-mite OhJim Henson's dead ... dyno-mite OhJim Henson's dead and gone But his muppets will live on And Kermit's still hot'cause it's still not Easy being green ... 's still not Easy being green Bert is mad'cause Ernie can't hear With a banana in his ear They must learn how to cooperate Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three ... unt is counting One Two Three And no one laughs at poor
11 9.Lived In The Projects cast Me standin on the top of your tour bus Butt-naked with a fuckin hockey mask Slicin your cashmere with a sharp7-up glass Don't you know i' ... stoppin shit fuck that batman and robin shit And what block you with Kneel down make a nigga like you call me big ernest Bake your intestines throw your stomach in the furnace W ... treet with my daughter peepin ernie and bert With backstage passes wearin a long trenchcoat Get morris in your projects ... t Get mor
12 15.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the ... y a warm embracing dance away and Ever since that night we've been to
13 23.The World We Knew(Over And Over) Knew(Over And Over) Lyrics Carl Sigman Music Hbert Rehbein Bert Kaempfert Arranger Ernie Freeman Over and over I keep going over the world we knew Once when you walked beside me That inconceivable that unbelievable world we knew When ... knew When we two were in love And every bright neon sign turned into stars ... t neon sign turned into stars And the sun and the moon seemed to be ours Each road that we took turned into gold But the dream w
14 33.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the ... y a warm embracing dance away and Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight in love forever It turned out so right for strangers in the nigh ... in the nightand other scat to end
15 12.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the ... y a warm embracing dance away and Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight in love forever It turned out so right for strangers in the nigh ... in the nightand other scat to end
16 10.Jung Talent Time chiavelli And The Four Seasons10.Jung Talent Time ... ns10.Jung Talent Time Bert Newton; Billy Ray Cyrus Warwick Capper; Uri Geller Samantha Fox; A Flock Of Seagulls Richard Wilkins; Betty Boo Don Lane; Vanil ... illa Ice Rocky Burnette;Jacko Ernie Sigley; Bros Olivia NewtonJohn; Shannen Doherty New Kids On The Block; TISM Billy Ray Cyrus; Noeline Daniher Uri Geller;Julia ... ne Daniher Uri Geller;Julia Roberts A Flock Of Seagulls; Edie Sedgwick Betty B
17 6.Step Into Da Cipher Brand Nubian-Everything Is Everything6.Step Into Da Cipher[lord jamar] First up it's the nuts up what's up To the niggas from ... ey won't grow Lord jamar show and prove the rules i kick Makin niggas move no matter how smooth it get Or how rigid niggas still get it I kill wicked motherfucker ... fate On a mission from cleveland ridin it from outta state So ready yourself because it's on full scale I heard some put jamar to bail down to new rochelle Now r ... w rule t
18 14.Examination of What n of Time and Space)14.Examination of What Lyricist Ishmael ButlerJoe Sample One day while I was sipping some groove juice I realized that in ... bies man Every man's a planet and the props are there to get it Insects roll together with the spirit in our orbit Life it comes ... it in our orbit Life it comes and goes and you do not punch a clock I don't take shit for granted I think of Scott la rock Also of tyreo ... f Scott la rock Also of tyreo and battles
19 12.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the ... y a warm embracing dance away and Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight in love forever It turned out so right for strangers in the nigh ... in the nightand other scat to end
20 46.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the ... y a warm embracing dance away and Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight in love forever It turned out so right for strangers in the nigh ... in the nightand other scat to end

21 1.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the ... y a warm embracing dance away and Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight in love forever It turned out so right for strangers in the nigh ... in the nightand other scat to end
22 9.The World We Knew(Over And Over) Knew(Over And Over) Lyrics Carl Sigman Music Hbert Rehbein Bert Kaempfert Arranger Ernie Freeman Over and over I keep going over the world we knew Once when you walked beside me That inconceivable that unbelievable world we knew When ... knew When we two were in love And every bright neon sign turned into stars ... t neon sign turned into stars And the sun and the moon seemed to be ours Each road that we took turned into gold But the dream w
23 1.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the ... y a warm embracing dance away and Ever since that night we've been together Lovers at first sight in love forever It turned out so right for strangers in the nigh ... in the nightand other scat to end
24 4.A Life In The Day Of Benjamin Andre(Incomplete) Andre 3000-暫存4.A Life In The Day Of Benjamin ... A Life In The Day Of Benjamin Andre(Incomplete) Lyricist Andre Benjamin I met you in a club in Atlanta Georgia Said me ... ub in Atlanta Georgia Said me and my homeboy were coming out with an album You looked at me like yeah nigga right But you gave me your number Anyway you were on t ... hool We starting hanging like Ernie and Bert And in my idle head I'm thinking coolJust when I think I
25 11.I Don't Wanna It'll Hurt our teeth and have the blood roll down my shirt but you always say-- I don't wanna it'll hurt. I'm not a muppet like ... l hurt. I'm not a muppet like Ernie or Bert! I wanna kiss your eardrum with a cut piano wire Bathe you in champagne ... o wire Bathe you in champagne and set you on fire I wanna soak your eyes in bleach I'm asking nice I'm never curt but you always say-- I don't wanna it'll hurt. Y ... wanna paint you bright colors and elongate your head with a
26 14.I Don't Wanna It'll Hurt our teeth and have the blood roll down my shirt but you always say-- I don't wanna it'll hurt. I'm not a muppet like ... l hurt. I'm not a muppet like Ernie or Bert! I wanna kiss your eardrum with a cut piano wire Bathe you in champagne ... o wire Bathe you in champagne and set you on fire I wanna soak your eyes in bleach I'm asking nice I'm never curt but you always say-- I don't wanna it'll hurt. Y ... wanna paint you bright colors and elongate your head with a
27 12.Undisco Kidd Collins Bernie Worrell She's bad the girl is bad Bad the lady is bad Now the kid was kick-back lining the cut Eatin' some fish ... ning the cut Eatin' some fish and chips And this freaky little groupie from the funky side of town Begin to give him some lip She was babblin' about how bad ah She could do ... id'On the real side of things Bertha you got too much rump to bump' M
28 10.The National Association of'W' Lovers Ernie-暫存10.The National Association of'W' Lovers( ... Association of'W' Lovers(Ernie a boy and five other men talk to one another.)Bert All right all right all right everybody. Settle down. Come on now.(clears his throat) Welcome to the weekly meeting of the Nati ... ibute to that great letter'W' and the wondrous sound it makes....'Wuh!' Isn't that lovely?'Wuh!' Yeah it makes the heart pound faster. All right. Now if you all t ... ound Well'wink' w
29 1.What's the Name of That Song? Ernie-Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Sing-Along1.What's the Name of That Song? La-de-da-de-dum La-de-da-de-dum What's the name of that song? La-de-da-de-du ... I've heard it said With words and music A fellow can't go wrong. So la-de-da-de-dum La-de-da-de-dum What's the name of that song? La-de-da-de-dum La-de-da-de-dum ... singing La-de-da-de-dum Loud and clear and strong. But La-de-da-de-dum La-de-d
30 2.Sing Ernie-Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Sing-Along2.Sing Sing Sin
31 3.I Refuse To Sing Along Ernie-Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Sing-Along3.I Refuse To Sing Along ... >3.I Refuse To Sing Along Ernie Gee Bert it's so much fun I know you'll like it once we've begun ... u'll like it once we've begun Bert Ernie I've gotta wash my hair I've gotta scrub my toes ... hair I've gotta scrub my toes Ernie We Bert will have a ball if I can get you to sing at all ... I can get you to sing at all Bert: No I refuse to
32 4.A Really Good Feeling Ernie-Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Sing-Along4.A Really Good Feeling Sesame Street– A Really Good Feeling When you want to hug somebody Because they make ... nd that somebody Lifts you up and makes you feel good When you really mean'I'm sorry' When you hurt somebody's feelings Then you know that love's a feeling That's ... ide in somebody Cheers you up and makes you feel good One thing will make you happy ... One thing will make you happy And(!
33 4.Elmo's Last Laugh Massacre and the End of the World Sing-A-Long Songbook4.Elmo's Last Laugh No Teletubby with a dildo on his head No Pee Wee Herman jer ... k No more Baby Bear I can't stand the way that he speaks No more Elmo talking in third person Laughing like an asshole Talking in third person You ruined a legacy ... You are the enemy Of the80's and the early90's youth The puppeteers tripped on LSD Cookie Monster never gave a fuck about obesity The Count gave into his OCD Big ...
34 10.Angel Without Wings building and making something And helping the babies or family That means more than platinum mean more than Grammys That's everything[Verse1:] Elders knew I was a ... ted baby Pick'em some numbers and then they would pay me Sesame Street before photos they say cheese Five years old my friends all see me How did he do it cause P ... e Percy's on TV Snuffleupagus Bert and Ernie Five already I make my own money Theme of show days are sunny Growing up knowing I
35 2.Privateers of the Public Airwaves talk yer dandy talk For yonder be a vulture circling with a budget hawk So down the plank ye— Squawk! Audio-ho-ho! Video-ho-ho! You're sinkin' ... ' fast you'll never last So stand avast ye knaves! We're privateers... of the Public Airwaves! We wear a patch of black over both our pirate eyes We'll cut you wi ... size'Cause we got our tobacco and our rum to subsidize Not to mention shakes ... bsidize Not to mention shakes and fries We're raisin' up our standard s
36 2.Me Lost Me Cookie at the Disco so sad.] Ernie[How can it make you sad Cookie Monster?] Cookie Monster[Oh because me try to get with it ... because me try to get with it and hustle down to disco for good time but it all go bad.] ... good time but it all go bad.] Bert:[Aw c'mon how bad could it be?] Cookie Monster:[ ... could it be?] Cookie Monster:[Bert you sit. Me tell you whole true story...] Background Girls: Where's my cookie? Help me find my cookie Please? Where's my cookie ... re shining The n
37 3.Nerd Lust(Peeved remix) la ladies and gentlewomen Lend me your ear I love every one last one of you I wanna be clear It doesn't necessarily mean that I'm some fetishi ... e flirty girls The blue jeans and t-shirty girls The bert and ernie girls The pearls of the world. I see you in every venue city ... I see you in every venue city and state You're often awfully awkward baby I can relate. When I play cat people live ... . When I play cat people live and in your town You're t
38 16.Ain't No Road Too Long Oh yeah! And I can't wait to get back to my real home on Sesame Street! I figure I can walk back there in oh about uh three hours.Jennings: T ... keep going. Pick up your feet and follow your beak. Big Bird: Oh I don't know.Jennings: Listen to me son.(sung) I found out a long time ago You gotta learn to say ... 't climb If you hang on tight and just make up your mind Once you set your heart to movin' on Son there ain't no road too long(Gordon Olivia ... o road too long(Gordo
39 52.Bert And The Beanstalk 暫存152.Bert And The Beanstalk Once upon a time there lived a boy named ... time there lived a boy named Bert. One day Bert traded the family bicycle for a bag of magic beans. But ... for a bag of magic beans. But Bert's buddy Ernie looked in the bag and said'Beans? Blah! How boring.' And he threw the boring beans out the back window. Immediately the beans began to bloom. By breakfast they had blossomed into a big ... big beautiful b
40 53.Bert Can't Sleep 暫存153.Bert Can't Sleep Bert'18....19.....20.... Boy those exercises are great ... Boy those exercises are great Ernie I'm gonna turn the light off now though.' ... rn the light off now though.' Ernie'OK Bert.' Bert(yawns)'OK Ernie... G'night now sleep tight..' Ernie:'G'night Bert... sweet dreams.' Bert:'OK...g'night.'(Sound of water dripping) ... ht.'(Sound of water dripping) Bert:'Hey uh...Hey Ern....Ernie?'
41 54.Bert's Blanket 暫存154.Bert's Blanket Bert's alone in bed Ernie's bed is empty and Bert says This is great! Ernie's sleeping over at The Count's tonight so I have the place all to myself. For once I know he's not going to wake me up. No sur ... e up. No surprises just peace and quiet. I'll just settle in under my blanket ... st settle in under my blanket and go to sleep. Music starts playing Perhaps I spoke too soon! Door opens ... I spoke too soon!
42 55.Bert's Brother Bart 暫存155.Bert's Brother Bart Ernie(coming in from the left) Hey Bert! Bert the place looks great! You've been cleaning house haven't you? ... n cleaning house haven't you? Bert Yeah I have. It- it looks okay huh? E Mm-hmm. Wonderful. B: Okay. You know why I'm concerned? E:(shaking head) Uh-uh. B:'Cause ... t I wanna go into the bedroom and comb my hair and change into some new shoes. So if he comes could you make him feel at home? E: Oh sure
43 58.Bert's Nap 暫存158.Bert's Nap B*yawn* Oh boy...It's time for nap...am I tired*yawn*( ... me for nap...am I tired*yawn*(Bert gets all comfortable in bed and begins to snore) E Bert! Oh Bert! Ol' buddy Bert? Hey Bert..Where are ya Bert?(sees Bert in bed) Oh! Mmmm...You know it is just possible that my old buddy ... st possible that my old buddy Bert is asleep. For one thing he's lying down which he usually does when he is asleep. For ano
44 59.Bert And Ernie And The Fan 暫存159.Bert And Ernie And The Fan Bert(writing a letter with a pencil)'Dear Mister Rogers I wish you would send me...' ... I wish you would send me...' Ernie(entering) Boy it's a hot one todayBert!(Bert doesn't answer) Bert? Oh he's writing a letter. I won't bother him.(Louder) I won't bother you ... m.(Louder) I won't bother you Bert!(Bert looks up sighs and continues writing) I'll just get the electric fan
45 60.Ernie And Bert Have A Snack 暫存160.Ernie And Bert Have A Snack Ernie and Bert are sitting down with pizza and juice. Ernie's serving is noticably larger thanBert's. Ernie'Okay Bert here's your glass of ice-cold delicious grape juice ... ce-cold delicious grape juice and here's my glass of ice-cold delicious grape juice ... ce-cold delicious grape juice and here's your slice of cheese Bert cheese anchovy and pepperoni piz

46 61.Bert And Ernie's Blackout 暫存161.Bert And Ernie's Blackout Bert Ernie.... Ernie.... Ernie I'm tired of that program.... Ernie we've been watching television all day[or for several hours?] ... all day[or for several hours?]and I'd like to play a record now.... Ernie? Ernie Shh Bert! Keep it down I'm trying to watch television. ... m trying to watch television. Bert Okay smart guy you watch your ol' TV. I'm going to play a record any
47 62.Bert And Ernie's Other Blackout 暫存162.Bert And Ernie's Other Blackout Ernie Bert? Bert it's dark. Bert(rolls over) Ernie did you wake me up just to tell me it's dark? ... up just to tell me it's dark? Ernie Yeah Bert it's really dark. Bert: Well of course it's dark Ernie. It's supposed to be dark. It's night out. ... d to be dark. It's night out. Ernie: No Bert I mean it's really dark.(Goes to the window.) See the lights are all
48 63.Ernie And Bert Do The Laundry 暫存163.Ernie And Bert Do The Laundry Scene A rather elaborate room wallpapered ... er elaborate room wallpapered and rather cluttered a grandfather clock stands in the corner. In fact the Cluttered Room was only in a few skits was it an early attempt at redecorating? ... arly attempt at redecorating? Bert walks in on Ernie who's basically fiddling around. Bert'Ernie--look at this! Ernie when are you going to clean yo
49 82.But I Like You e You Ernie Bert? Hey Bert? Bert? Bert Ernie what is it? I'm trying to sleep. Ernie Hey Bert did you ever think about all the things you like? ... bout all the things you like? Bert: Well sure Ernie but not now huh? Ernie: Yeah but just tell me something you like ... st tell me something you like Bert. Bert: Ernie I'm trying to sleep. Ernie: Oh come on Bert just one.Just name one thing that you
50 5.Clink Clank Clank Bert[Ernie! Ernie! I've discovered something FANTASTIC! Listen...(CLINK) ... g FANTASTIC! Listen...(CLINK) Ernie That's fantastic Bert! Bert Yeah yeah! That's ME hitting this tin can with a spoon. ... ng this tin can with a spoon. And listen this is.. this is me hitting this pan with a spoon...(CLANK)*pleasant sigh* ... poon...(CLANK)*pleasant sigh* Ernie: Well that's very interesting Bert.. Bert: Yeah. Now I shake the tin
51 24.Count Von Count's Continuous Country Cookin' Downhome Diner me inside and open wide it's love at first bite Ernie: Let me see... I'll have a number four- the one minute egg ... mber four- the one minute egg And three strips of bacon on the side Wait a minute... On second thought I'll have some cereal instead Cookie Monster: Me settle for ... onster: Me settle for cookie sandwich on rye The Count: At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner(ha ha) If you like home cookin' try it Tran ... n' downhome diner Come
52 29.Dance Myself To Sleep (Ooooooh) And I don't weep In fact I'm glad.... Be-cause I get up off my pillow ... -cause I get up off my pillow And I flip on the li-ight(Turn the light back off!) I get down ... e light back off!) I get down and get hip In the still of the night I stretch ... still of the night I stretch and I yawn and then I breathe real deep(Ernie!) And dance myself to sleep!(Ooooh why me?) I hoof around my beddieJust a-tappin my toes Before I know what's happe
53 41.Do You Like Me? e Me? Ernie Do you like me? Am I okay? Do you like me? If you do please say That you like meJust this way. I want to hear it from you. ... . I want to hear it from you. Bert:(Oh Ernie.) Ernie:(No really Bert.) Ernie: Do you like me? Do you think I'm swell? Do you like me? You know me well If you like me. Won't you tell? I want to hear it fr ... ave a super time When we play and sing a song. But I wonder if you still like me Even when I do things wr
54 47.Don't Forget To Watch The Movie Big Bird and the Muppets in a big I mean a BIG theater! I mean a really big ... theater! I mean a really big and huge theater) Big Bird: Grab a seat! Elmo: Excuse Elmo.(he keeps saying this while he keeps passing the moviegoers by until we h ... 's the exit where you go All: And don't forget to watch the movie Don't forget to watch the show Baby Bear: Thank you very much for coming(I like Baby Bear's part ... ) Remember-- Zoe: Don't talk! Bert Ernie and th
55 65.Ernie And Bert And The Binoculars 暫存265.Ernie And Bert And The Binoculars Ernie(quietly) Bum-bum bum-bum bum-bum mmmmmmm.( ... -bum bum-bum bum-bum mmmmmmm.(Ernie slips behind the chair and Bert looks over his shoulder too late. Ernie comes up at the top of the chair then slips behind before ... hair then slips behind before Bert looks.) Ernie: Bum-bum bum bum BA-BUUM! Bert: Oh Ernie.(Bert goes back to his reading but Ernie co
56 66.Ernie And Bert Share A Cookie 暫存266.Ernie And Bert Share A Cookie Bert is examining a cookie in his hand Bert:'Mmmmmmm mmmm.' Ernie:(barging in)'A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies ... boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!'(He grabs Bert's hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. ... ging the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.) Bert:'Ernie ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT!' Ernie:(tries
57 68.Ernie Breaks The CookieJar 暫存268.Ernie Breaks The CookieJar(Ernie walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on Bert's head) Ernie: Here Bert try this on! Bert: Hey hey Ernie what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why? ... et that pot off my head! Why? Ernie: Well haa ya see Bert a little while ago I dropped and broke the cookie jar. Bert: Oh Ernie you didn't! Ernie: Mmm hmmm. Bert: Oh well all right so you broke t
58 69.Ernie Cleans Up The Apartment 暫存269.Ernie Cleans Up The Apartment Part OErnie singing loudly and wordlessly is throwing stuff around the living room.) ... tuff around the living room.) Bert: Hey Ernie cut that out! Cut that out!(Ernie stops.) Look at this mess! Boy you are the sloppiest person I know! Now if you don't get this place cleaned up I'm gonna move ... can's neater than this. Wow! Ernie: Oh don't worry Bert I'm gonna get this place so clean you wouldn'
59 70.Ernie Eats Cookies In Bed 暫存270.Ernie Eats Cookies In Bed Bert(rolls over and sits up in bed) Ernie? Ernie: Yes Bert? Bert: Oh Ernie what are you doing with those cookies in bed huh? ... ith those cookies in bed huh? Ernie: Oh the cookies? Well I was just hungry ... okies? Well I was just hungry Bert so I thought I'd have a few cookies before I went to sleep. ... okies before I went to sleep. Bert: Ernie Ernie don't eat those co
60 71.Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze 暫存271.Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze Bert'Ahhhh....ahhhh....' Ernie:'Hey Bert what's wrong?' Bert:'I think I'm going to sneeze.' Ernie:'Bert you can't sneeze you don't have a hanky. You can't sneeze without a hanky.' ... an't sneeze without a hanky.' Bert:'I know can you go get one Ernie? Please hurry!' Ernie:'Wait right there.(he runs off returns with a large hanky) Okay you can sneeze now.' ... ky) Okay you can
61 74.Ernie Puts Away His Toys 暫存274.Ernie Puts Away His Toys Bert'Look at this mess! Ernie don't you think it's time to put all these toys away?' ... to put all these toys away?' Ernie:(looks up from the fire engine)'Well yes but I didn't get all the toys out.' ... didn't get all the toys out.' Bert:'Yes but you got most of the toys out.' ... ou got most of the toys out.' Ernie:'Wellllll how about I put most of the toys away?' ... I put most of the toys away?' Bert:
62 75.Ernie Questions His Existence 暫存275.Ernie Questions His Existence Ernie'Hey Bert it's--' Bert:'-Aak-Eek-Aak!--' Ernie:'--time for our checker game.'(Ernie looks apologetic.) Bert:'Oh Ernie you scared me! I thought you weren't here.' ... I thought you weren't here.' Ernie:'Well maybe I'm not then.' Bert:'What do you mean?' Ernie:'You're usually right about most things ... ually right about most things Bert.' Bert:(modest)'Welllllllll
63 76.Ernie Takes A Bath 暫存276.Ernie Takes A Bath Ernie Ho Bert I got my bar of soap.(Exits) Bert: Oh I bet he's gonna wash somethingErnie(re-entering with something else): Bert I got my fluffy towel.(Exits) Bert: Oh he's probably gonna wash his face. ... probably gonna wash his face. Ernie(re-entering with yet another thing): Ho ... g with yet another thing): Ho Bert I got my little...(Squeaks the something ... ttle...(Squeaks the something and
64 77.Ernie Writes A Story 暫存277.Ernie Writes A Story Ernie is watching a movie on TV as Bert walks in Bert: Ernie what are you watching? Ernie: Oh it's a great old movie Bert. B: What is it? E: It's called... it's just uh'Cowboys in Outerspace' ... ust uh'Cowboys in Outerspace' Bert. B: Ernie? Ernie?(E: Look at that!) Uh can't you do something else besides watch TV? I mean you've been watching TV all day long. E: Well gee l ... y long. E: Well gee
65 78.Ernie Writes Another Story 暫存278.Ernie Writes Another Story Ernie is at the typewriter pecking away. Suddenly-- ... iter pecking away. Suddenly-- Ernie:'It's done! It's done! Hey Bert--it's done!' Bert:'What? What's done?' Ernie:'My story--greatest short story in the whole wide world it's done. Greatest story in the world wait'll you hear it.' ... e world wait'll you hear it.' Bert:(groan)'Go ahead.' Ernie:'A........B C.......D......' Bert:'Ernie..
66 82.Everybody Wash Wash Ernie Bert! Hey Bert! C'mere Bert! Bert: Wh.. Where are you Ernie? Ernie: Right here in my tubby Bert Bert: Ok Ernie what is it now? Ernie: What is it now? Why I'm here in my tubby ... now? Why I'm here in my tubby Bert Bert: So? Ernie: Well I'm going to wash myself and while I do you're going to pretend you're washing yourself ... etend you're washing yourself Bert: I am? Ernie: Of
67 7.The Four Seasons is here!' Bert:(aside):'Am I first? I'm so nervous. Oh winter's the season For cold ... winter's the season For cold and for snow... Uh for snow...' Prairie:'The snow Grover the snow!' Grover:'Oops! Sorry.' ... snow!' Grover:'Oops! Sorry.' Bert:'The ground is all icy So flowers can't grow.' Prairie:'You missed him Grover! It's supposed to snow ON ... ver! It's supposed to snow ON Bert!' Bert:'Though winter is chilly It's also quite nice. You can sled on the sn
68 63.High Middle Low ow Herbert Birdsfoot Oh I can only sing the high part. It's the only part I know. ... t. It's the only part I know. And when I sing the high part This is how I go: La la-la-la-la-la-la la La la-la-la-la-la-la. ... a-la la La la-la-la-la-la-la. Ernie: I can only sing the middle. It's the only part I know I know. ... the only part I know I know. And when I sing the middle part This is how I go: La la-la-la-la-la-la la La la-la-la-la-la-la. ... a-la la La la-la-la-
69 3.I Refuse To Sing Along Along Ernie Gee Bert it's so much fun I know you'll like it once we've begun ... u'll like it once we've begun Bert: Ernie I've gotta wash my hair I've gotta scrub my toes ... hair I've gotta scrub my toes Ernie: We Bert will have a ball if I can get you to sing at all ... I can get you to sing at all Bert: No I refuse to sing along I won't So please don't ask me if I want to'cause I don't Although for you I would do almost anythin ... y which I
70 5.I Think That It Is Wonderful nees toes and heels Grover: I think that it is wonderful To scrub each part of me To make sure I will be All clean Hello clean spiffy me ... l clean Hello clean spiffy me Ernie: I think that it is wonderful That I can see a star When it's so very far Away Good night faraway star ... Away Good night faraway star Bert: I think that it is wonderful That I can hear birds sing When outside everything Is still Good night bird on the wing Cookie Mo ... sequence is repeated twice:
71 67.Kin Folk r> spoken Ernie: And now we'd like to do a song about our roots. ... to do a song about our roots. Bert: Ernie we're gonna sing about trees? Ernie: No Bert. By roots I mean family. Or as we say here in the country kin folk. ... here in the country kin folk. Bert: We say that here in the country? Ernie: All the time Bert. Sometimes we sing about it. Bert: Wow! Yippee tay ay Ernie! Okay here we go! sung: Both: Kin folk(kin folk)
72 71.La La La La La Ernie[Hi Bert.] Bert:[Oh. Hi Ernie. Hey I've been sitting here trying to think of what we can do with this here letter'L'.] ... do with this here letter'L'.] Ernie:[Oh. Well let's see. You know one thing you can sing sort of a'La La La' song with the letter'L'.] ... La' song with the letter'L'.] Bert:[Uh what do you mean?] Ernie:[Well there are all kinds of pretty words that begin with'L'.](Music starts.)[You know you can sing a few'La La La
73 83.Let's Make A Face ite a few Ernie: These are a part of the face it is true Sometimes they're greenish or brown black or blue You use them to see with they call ... look very nize Prairie: Nize?(Ernie giggles off the stage) Harry: This is a nose it's a thing that you smell with It's a thing that a face always really looks swe ... l with Sometimes it's pointed and sometimes it's round And sometimes it's worn on the face upside down Prairie: No! It is not now you cut that out Harry. Cookie:
74 88.The Limerick Song(Come On and Sing Along with Me) g(Come On and Sing Along with Me) Susan Don't shout grouchy Oscar don't shout That's not what our singing's about So if you can't take The ... make Go back to your trashcan and pout All: Ooooh ABC123 pigs in a tree Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee ABC123 fiddle-dum-dee-deee Come on ... 3 fiddle-dum-dee-deee Come on and sing-along with me Bob:(Hey I got one!) Various voices urge him to share Bob: A furry blue monster named Herry Herry:(Hey that's ... 3 fiddle-dum-dee-
75 96.Loud And Soft r>96.Loud And Soft Bert'Hey Ernie! Hey Ern..' Ernie:'Hey there Bert.' Bert:'Hi. Listen the radio is playing soand then loud. Something wrong?' Ernie:'That's the volume control Bert. See this little button here? That's the volume control.' ... ? That's the volume control.' Bert:'Yeah you're the one that's doin that huh?' ... he one that's doin that huh?' Ernie:'And when I turn the knob this way it makes the radio play
76 13.Me Lost Me Cookie At The Disco so sad.] Ernie:[How can it make you sad Cookie Monster?] Cookie Monster:[Oh because me try to get with it ... because me try to get with it and hustle down to disco for good time but it all go bad.] ... good time but it all go bad.] Bert:[Aw c'mon how bad could it be?] Cookie Monster:[ ... could it be?] Cookie Monster:[Bert you sit. Me tell you whole true story...] Background Girls: Where's my cookie? Help me find my cookie Please? Where's my cookie ... re shining The
77 36.Naptime ptime Bert(spoken) Oh boy. Oh boy. It's one o'clock. The little h ... It's one o'clock. The little hand's on the one and the big hand's on the twelve. You know what I say to myself every day at one o'clock? I say to myself ... one o'clock? I say to myself Bert it's one o'clock now- time for one of the most exciting things I do everyday. It's time for my nap. Sung: Oh it's time for a na ... it's time for a nap now Nice and comfy in bed Feel my eyes gett
78 37.The National Association Of'W' Lovers overs(Ernie a boy and five other men talk to one another.)Bert: All right all right all right everybody. Settle down. Come on now.(clears his throat) Welcome to the weekly meeting of the Nat ... ibute to that great letter'W' and the wondrous sound it makes....'Wuh!' Isn't that lovely?'Wuh!' Yeah it makes the heart pound faster. All right. Now if you all t ... ound Well'wink' would be'ink' And'week' would be'eek' Don't you see? Of course. A fine word like'waffle
79 56.Opening Sing-Along Theme Theme Ernie Let's sing a song that everybody knows! A song that we've all heard before The tune is simple we know how it goes With simple ... how it goes With simple words and nothing more The steady rhythm and the harmony Makes singing such an easy thing so..... Let's sing a song that everybody knows So that everyone can sing! ... ws So that everyone can sing! Bert: Yeah! Like The bear went over the mountain the bear went over the mountain The bear went over the m
80 65.Pat Pat Patty Pat y Pat Bert Hey hey everybody! I've got another great game for ya! All: Yay! Wow! All right! ... ya! All: Yay! Wow! All right! Bert: This is so much fun! Now when I say pat your tummy you pat your tummy. OK? Here we go... Oh listen to the song that's humming ... ng that's humming in your ear And you'll have more fun than you've had all year.Just shake your leg with a Shake shake shakey shake Shakey shakey shake shake Pat ... pat-poo!(assorted confusion) Ernie: Uh
81 74.Play Along you find and play along! Susan: Guess what Gordon? You can play it on an old tin pan! G: You can play it anyway you can! S+G: But we all got ... Hooper: If you sing that song and play along That's the way it's gotta be!!! G: You tell em Mr. Hooper! G+S: Play along! Play along! Give it everything you got ... g! Give it everything you got and play along! Bert: Play it on your knuckles and your knees. Ernie: Play it any way you please. All: But we all gotta p
82 81.The'R' Machine chine Bert(fixing the machine)'Ha! Well this machine knows what letter comes next. I put this here...' ... mes next. I put this here...' Ernie:'Hi there Bert. What's that machine you're working on?' ... t machine you're working on?' Bert:'Oh hi Ernie. This is my latest invention my automatic'R' detector.' ... on my automatic'R' detector.' Ernie:'No kidding.' Bert:'Yeah. Anytime this machine hears an'R' or an'R' word it rings a bell. I'll start it
83 93.The Rhyming Game Game Bert(reading an oatmeal recipe book'Cooking With Oatmeal')'You take four cups of oatmeal...two pitted mangoes...' ... meal...two pitted mangoes...' Ernie:'Hey Bert!' B:'...buttermilk...' E:'Hey Bert! It's time for the rhyming game Bert!' B:'Oh no Ernie thanks I don't want to play a game I'm reading my book.' E:'Oh but you'll love this game ... 'Oh but you'll love this game Bert! See all you have to do is you say something ... ve to do is yo
84 21.Six r> SPOKEN Ernie: What are you doing Bert? Bert: Sitting and thinking. Ernie: Thinking about what? Bert: My favorite number. Ernie: Oh? That's really... boring Bert. Bert: Not my number Ernie. Ernie: Well what is your favorite numberBert: I thought you'd never ask... SUNG:Bert: Six Ernie: Six? Bert: My favorite number is six Ernie: Bert nobody's favorite number is six. Bert: Sometimes I sp
85 52.Takin' Turns e Grover: Ernie? Do you understand? Ernie: Yes Grover. Grover: Tell me. Ernie: When you're playing games or playing catch You're in good company(in good company) Or jumpin' rope or helpin' outJust take yo ... elpin' outJust take your turn and see(take your turn and see) Grover: Oh I understand now! All: Takin' turns you're sharing the good times Takin' turns you're sharing the fun Takin' turns can't wait to get in there ... er than one Grover: After you
86 71.That's What Friends Are For >(spoken) Ernie Hey Bert. Bert: What is it Ernie? Ernie: You know Bert I just remembered I didn't put away all my toys. I left a big mess in the other room. Do you think I should get up ... Do you think I should get up and clean that stuff up now? Bert: Ernie it's time to go to sleep now. You can do that in the morning. ... u can do that in the morning. Ernie: It's pretty messy in there Bert. Bert: Well Ernie you'r
87 78.Things That I Remember scene is Ernie and Bert's bedroom at night)(spoken) Ernie: Bert?(we hear Bert snoring) Bert? Bert? Bert: Huh? Wha-wh-what? Huh?(waking up sounds) ... -what? Huh?(waking up sounds) Ernie: Hey Bert? I was just thinking of some of the things you can do with your head ... ngs you can do with your head Bert. Bert:(huge sigh) Oh Ernie. Ernie: You know Bert one of the things you can do with your head is
88 84.Tiger Hunt Hunt Ernie Hey everybody! I'm going on a tiger hunt! I've got my trusty rusty telescope right here(squeaking noises in background). You w ... ad but you can pretend.Just stand up and walk around the room or walk in place without really going anywhere. Come on now everybody walk. Are you walking with me? Good! ... e are at the top of the hill. And now we can run down! Are you running with me? Okay! Watch out there's a fence at the bottom of the hill we'll have to ju
89 17.Watermelons And Cheese termelons And Cheese Monty Answering the telephone Is not so hard to do Once you know the secret Which I shall show to you What you say- t ... What you say- that's the key! And it's easy as it can be You can say...(RING!) ... can be You can say...(RING!) Bert: Hello? No this isn't Ernie's ducky!(RING!) Monty: Or perhaps... Cookie Monster: Hello? You got cookie for me please?(RING!) Monty: Or... Count: Hello you ... .(picks up phone) Watermelons and Cheese! Ch
90 39.When Bert's Not Here r>39.When Bert's Not Here Ernie tosses and turns trying to get to sleep then says Oh it's no use I can't fall asleep. ... s no use I can't fall asleep. And you know why? It's'cause I miss my old buddy ... t's'cause I miss my old buddy Bert. He's not here. See he went to this Pigeon Festival you know with Bernice the pigeon? You know it might make me feel better if ... mind listening?(singing) When Bert's not here The hours last forever The toys aren't
91 42.When Muppets Cry me smile And I knew if he had his turn That he could make those people learn Knowing they'd be quiet with a smile The shocking news made me q ... the day a part of me died Did Bert and Ernie teach you of love? Can you take a bath alone in the tub If your mommy tells you so? I can button up my shirt Use a spoon to ea ... shoes Man hear me add up one and two I can recite my alphabet There's not a letter I'll forget But I knew I was out of luck The day the Muppets c
92 57.Write It Down t's fresh and it's neat It's hip on the street To do what we call Write it down Write write write Write it down write it down Write it Write w ... get orders from all over town Bert needs bread And Ernie wants thread To remember I just write it down David ... er I just write it down David and Maria: Write write write Write it down write it down Write it Write write write Write it down Write write write Write it down wr ... the shelf Take my typewriter and w
93 5.Nightmare on Sesame Street e street! ernie Ernie ERNIE Bert is dead Ernie Meet Bertie Crougar Bernie Ernie... Oh no bert no! Take it like a puppet Ernie. Oh no bert! no! Take it like a puppet I'm sick of you freeloadin' Nightmare on Sesame Street! It's feedin' time ... ame Street! It's feedin' time Ernie Oh no Bert stop it's too big Bert I'm sick of you and that Big Bird try this Big Bird Snuffaluffagus this! Oh no stop it's too bi
94 6.Tom's Diner(Radio Edit)- Radio Edit me inside and open wide it's love at first bite Ernie: Let me see... I'll have a number four- the one minute egg ... mber four- the one minute egg And three strips of bacon on the side Wait a minute... On second thought I'll have some cereal instead Cookie Monster: Me settle for ... onster: Me settle for cookie sandwich on rye The Count: At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner(ha ha) If you like home cookin' try it Tran ... n' downhome diner Come
95 6.Playskool Murda rda party and ima kill Barney Crack his f**kin' skull wit a bottle of Bacardi Msiss Piggy Kermit faggot ass muppets Raggedy puppets they dead ... Bannana's In Pajama's can't stand us Attempted murder but we smoke too much they out ran us Telletubbies f**k Tinky Winky Die mutha f**ka c'mon think quickly Miss ... a re-run for the last decade And'cause of me the guy from Reading Rainbow never got paid This program's been brought to you in part by bitches like you I bust Bl ...
96 1.Can You Tell Me How To Get To The Land Of Bumhacke t To The Land Of Bumhacke HEY!Mr. Snufflupagus! I like your trunk! So does Big Bird! Shove it up my ass! Can you tell me how to get How to ... at Grover he has skinny arms and legs What he got from bumhackey was Mr. Hooper's AIDS!!! Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street Where the boys a ... bumhackey! Ever wonder about Ernie and Bert? Everybody knows that Bert's a great big flirt Two boys living alone Susan ... t Two boys living alone
97 24.Just Pretend gloves on and get the right people in your corner Cause you go need'em. Haha Hey let's go I'ma get my grind up I'ma get it in I done made my m ... who grew up in a ranch bitch And since you became a bunch of diaper eating potty mouth kids You been shitting in your pampers now it's just me thinking outloud's ... uglier than Yoda Yodels like Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street hold up I gotta look over my shoulder just cause you posted a couple pics on Instagram with
98 56.A Life In The Day Of Benjamin André(Incomplete) Benjamin André(Incomplete) Lyricist Andre Benjamin I met you in a club in Atlanta Georgia Said me ... ub in Atlanta Georgia Said me and my homeboy were coming out with an album You looked at me like yeah nigga right But you gave me your number anyway you were on t ... hool We starting hanging like Ernie and Bert And in my idle head I'm thinking coolJust when I think I'm going down your shirt You're hiking up your skirt now The events that fol ...
99 57.A Life in the Day of Benjamin Andr%E9(Incomplete) Benjamin Andr%E9(Incomplete) Lyricist Andre Benjamin I met you in a club in Atlanta Georgia Said me ... ub in Atlanta Georgia Said me and my homeboy were comin' out with an album You looked at me like'Yeah nigga right” But you gave me your number anyway you were o ... hool We starting hangin' like Ernie and Bert And in my idle head I'm thinkin' coolJust when I think I'm goin' down your shirt You're hikin' up your skirt now The events that fol .
100 74.A Day In The Life Of Benjamin Andre Benjamin Andre Lyricist Andre Benjamin I met you in a club in Atlanta Georgia Said me ... ub in Atlanta Georgia Said me and my homeboy were coming out with an album You looked at me like yeah nigga right But you gave me you number anyway You were on th ... hool We starting hanging like Ernie and Bert And in my idle head I'm thinking coolJust when I think I'm going down your shirt You're hiking up your skirt now The events that fol ... they could func

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